A Pokemon Observation (You Knew it was Coming Eventually)

Hey there readership. As I crafted myself a most glorious sammich, I realized something about Pokemon.

While I'll concede the fact that the element/type battle advantage/disadvantage system was legit in the video game, practically, it doesn't work. Examples? Oh, I know you too well. Check it out.

Charizard vs. Staryu. Staryu's got the type advantage (Water beats Fire), but seriously, how the hell does that little piece of shit beat a freakin' Charizard? I mean, I know size isn't everything (unless you're a porn star), but come on. Charizard can freakin' FLY, he'll dodge your water shots and burn your shit up. WINNER: Charizard

The worst one though? Onix vs. ANYTHING. How the hell do you beat a 28-foot-long FUCKING ROCK SNAKE?

You don't.

And you DEFINITELY don't with some fuckin' tiny blue turtle or some retarded dog with a blossom on its back. That's for DAMN sure.

Yeah. I think about this kinda shit. What of it?

Stay classy