A Cute Revelation!

Hey all. I had a revelation on the way to English this morning. Let me lay it out for you as it happened.

There's a large construction site on campus. God knows what they're making (I've asked people and gotten several different answers, so I dunno what's going on), but it's a pretty damn big building. There's a red wall that goes around the outside of the construction site to keep people out. I have to pass this red wall in order to get to English.

So, this morning I was walking to English, and noticed a rather cute girl walking nearby, on a path that would cross my own, so I slowed down to allow her to walk in front of me (mostly because I'm a gentleman and didn't wanna run her off the road . . . mostly). Now we were walking in single file, and not to sound creepy, but I was pretty close on her tail (just because our paths had only just crossed so I was still pretty close to her).

Now as I was thinking "hey this girl is kinda cute," she stopped rather abruptly right in front of me and started talking to some other girl - in the middle of the road - forcing me to awkwardly ninja my way around her to avoid a collision, and I almost collided with the red wall at a pretty high speed (after all, I ninja'd my way around her. Ninja-ing implies high speeds). At that moment, I thought angrily, "You're not cute anymore!" And then it hit me: girls can un-cute themselves if they do something annoying or stupid.

The more I thought about it, the more it made sense. I've thought girls were cute and then they said something utterly retarded which made me think, "ehhhh . . . not so much." I've seen amazingly cute girls (and I've even been on the verge of talking to them!), who have then taken out a cigarette and lit it up, causing me to have to perform an awkward full abort and change my course so I'm not walking directly at them in a creepy way without saying a word.

I think the worst one happened in Metaphysics a few weeks back. I had thought I was extremely fortunate to have a very VERY cute girl sit next to me in class. The girl opened up her laptop, logged on, and hopped on Firefox, at which point I decided to look away before she thought I was a creeper (haha).

When I glanced back at her screen, she was watching this extremely weird S&M porno on silent. All I saw was the whip and boobies, and I looked away quickly. She was no longer cute. And I was scarred.

Why can't the cute ones not be insane/stupid/smokers/fetish freaks? It's like there are only three or four cute girls that aren't one of the above, and it makes me sad. It really does.

To those three or four: Hello. My name is Fred.

Haha.

Stay classy