Cletus Corner: vol 1

My name is CLETUS!

And dis right here is the Cletus Corner

Today as i was wallowing in my self pity, pain slowly starting to take over, as the light started to darken, and the fire in my heart started to freeze , I received my first EMAIL Mailing device message!

Its from Kendra from Nagasaki, California

Kendra asks:

"Dear Cletus,

I know you've been in plenty of wars in your time, but how exactly did you lose your arm?"

Great question Cassandra, but how did you know I even lost my arm in '83 while i was in Vietnam!?

ARE YOU STALKING ME!?

Im so lonely...