"Sexy Chat" Commercials - Yet ANOTHER WTF?

Okay, so I'm sitting on my bed watching Adult Swim and doing my Theology homework (and wouldn't Freud have a field day with THAT), and this commercial comes on. There's this lady dressed like a hooker explaining what basically amounts to softcore phone sex via a toll-free number. There are a few different service providers that advertise on Adult Swim (this one was called "Quest"), but each and every one of their commercials follows a similar pattern.

Scantily-clad, rent-a-hooker lady with a phone in her hand explains, through actual face-to-face monologue and voiceovers while she's doing sexy stuff and pretending to talk on the phone and laugh and smile and throw her hair around and whatnot, how to use the system, why it's the best, etc.

And not to be the stereotypical guy, but these chicks are hot. They're all dressed sexy (a little too much for a freakin' commercial though), their hair is nice, etc. etc. But. That leads me to the point of this.

Why in the Black Jesus would you get all dressed up and sexy TO TALK ON THE PHONE? In the words of a wise man, that makes about as much sense as wiping your ass BEFORE you take a shit (have you figured out who said that yet?). That just makes so little sense it makes me want to cry. That's like . . . I can't even think of something that stupid! The closest I can get is trick-or-treating on the phone in full Halloween costume, and that doesn't even come close.

Dammit.

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