First off, I wanna welcome Rebecca aka R 'n R as a reader of this bullshit. It's a party, I promise.
Anyway.
I was just talking to Waffles about supervillains because we were watching Batman on Cartoon Network, and I realized that supervillains are freakin' retarded. Supervillains are all about destroying the world and shit. But like . . . if they succeed, where the fuck are THEY gonna live?
Like I'm all for supervillains having a goal in life and whatnot - life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness and all that jive - but destroying the planet on which you live is a pretty fuckin' stupid goal to have. I mean, when you think about it, the superheroes are not only saving the innocent people, but the supervillains as well, because if they allow the supervillains to succeed, EVERYBODY'S fucked.
So yeah. If you were thinking of being a supervillain and trying to destroy the world . . . just remember. That'll be YOUR ass too. And in the afterlife we'd all kick the shit out of you.
Yep.
Stay classy
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i'm reading this because i can't be on facebook. haaaaa.
ReplyDeleteand supervillians have a point.
it's like dark and light.
and good and bad.
we wouldn't appreciate one without the other
And I totally agree with that. I'm just sayin' . . . take the evil down a peg. They should try and TAKE OVER the world instead of DESTROYING it, so at least they'll have a place to live when the dust settles (whether it be their super awesome castle thing if they DO take over the world or a cell in a prison if they don't).
ReplyDeleteFuckin insomnia.
AND IRONICALLY THEY SEEM TO BE MODELED AFTER HUMAN NATURE
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