If Only You Could Speak as Well as You Write

Readership, I'm in a Theology course that emphasizes the connection between pagan literature and Biblical scripture. As such, we delve into some shit that might border on bullshit, and most of this stuff is in the form of written words (essays, written quizzes, message board postings, etc.)

People write some OD eloquent shit, I'm not gonna lie. But then, the professor asks them to read what they've written.

This is when the problems start.

"Like, what I'm, like, tryin' to like, say, is, like this is all, like, myths."

What the fuck? That sentence was ten words long, and you expanded it wholly unnecessarily to fifteen.

Fuckin' bullshit.

Stay classy