Hey all. I just want to tell you that I've had a freakin' revelation these past few days.
Here it is:
Kicking babies is completely justified. Allow me to explain.
According to HowStuffWorks.com, fetuses grow legs around the second trimester. So this means that for anywhere from 3 to 5 months, the baby gets to kick its mother, from the inside, with absolutely no consequences.
Well fuck that.
Babies are cute. They make goo-goo noises and smile and gurgle and all that shit. But they've kicked their mothers from the INSIDE (fucking heinous!), and thus they must receive their just deserts.
Kick a baby. Save a mom.
Stay classy
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Baby, kicking babies is never justified=P Babies have no idea what they're doing when they're on the inside. You do:) Please, don't kick babies.=)
ReplyDeleteI MUST!
ReplyDeleteno you don't. don't punish the poor babies:(
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