"No Homo!"

Okay, so the time has come to lay down the law for the use of "no homo." And the law is as follows:

1. Whatever you're saying has to be heterosexual at its core. This is very important.
2. There has to be even the most minute chance that a random passerby, upon . . . passing by, would catch ONLY that part of the conversation and think "wow that was kinda gay."

Examples of proper use of "no homo"

1. "He stopped short and I hit him from behind . . . no homo."
2. "This fag was fuckin' with me today and it pissed me off . . . no homo."
etc.

Examples of IMPROPER uses of "no homo"

1. "Dude, it was great times spooning with you last night . . . no homo."
2. "Next time, you bust a nut in MY mouth . . . no homo."

Think that those kinda things don't get said? There was this kid who sat next to me third period in my senior year of high school that would routinely say things of an obvious homosexual nature and then pause for a beat and add "no homo" like that made it completely okay.

NO, HOMO! IT'S STILL GAY!

Stay classy