Thuggenomics 1000C Intro

Hey readership. What with the state of the economy and all that ungangsta shit, one of my associates Maeron aka The Purp and I decided to bring an alternative method of makin' it rain to your attention. This method has been time-tested by those such as the Notorious B.I.G., 50 Cent, and MC Hammer (for a little while, anyway).

I'm talking, of course, of the well-known but seldom-practiced accounting system known as Thuggenomics. Professor Purp and I (Professor Wolfman) will be teaching an introductory course in the study and application of Thuggenomics. Since Professor Purp's whereabouts during the school year are still in question at this time (she may be too much of a G to only have one address... respect), we will be offering this course in online installments of Thuggenomics wisdom and hustlin'-related homework assignments.

To start off, a list of suggested reference materials:
1. "Ten Crack Commandments" by the Notorious B.I.G.
2. "How to be a Professional Con Artist" by Dennis M. Marlock
3. "How to Cheat at Everything" by Simon Lovell
4. This instructional video which shows you exactly how NOT to be gangsta (tricky bastards purposefully tried to mislead you).

That's good to start. These materials will put you well on your way to mastering the subtle art and exact science that is Thuggenomics. Study them carefully, hustlas-in-training.

And whatever you do.

Stay classy